portal of junk
pornstreamers:

Pussy Tattoo [f]or all of you

I’m not going to eat that! Theres a hair on it!

pornstreamers:

Pussy Tattoo [f]or all of you

I’m not going to eat that! Theres a hair on it!

cr-est:

huffingtonpost:

This List Of Sex Tips From Women’s Magazines Is Missing One Very Important Word

These bits of bedroom advice are from Desireé Dallagiacomo and Kaycee Filson’s poem, “Real Sex Tips,” performed at the summer 2014 National Poetry Slam.

Their full poem calling women to reclaim their sexual identity is an inspiring must-see you can watch here.

YES

While whine whine…

Mens health magazines all only feature tips for pleasing ladies or maintaining an erection / holding off climax so as to pleasure the woman longer. It’s really not just your problem ladies.

If people would just stop looking at little self centered slivers of cultural wrongs maybe we could get on with the bigger problems of intrinsic taught misogyny and misandry. However for the last 40 years or so we’ve been caught in a minimally productive period where any headway made by the moderate center is being torn down by living caricatures on the far end of both sides.

But that’s just my minimally informed opinion.

Signed a cis- het- germanic lower income shitlord

widerisbetter:

http://widerisbetter.tumblr.com

For some reason I was disappointed when I realized that was her phone and not a sandwich…
Go me

widerisbetter:

http://widerisbetter.tumblr.com

For some reason I was disappointed when I realized that was her phone and not a sandwich…

Go me

Is it just me or is the Photographer really intent on looking up her nose?

em56:

Who can fist their own cunt? 

Sepia does not make everything classy, I don’t care shut up.

em56:

Who can fist their own cunt? 

Sepia does not make everything classy, I don’t care shut up.

You can tell the professionals from the amateurs by the lube they use, or in this case the amount they feel necessary to keep on hand.
sleazygifs:

Roxy Raye & a whale dick dildo

You can tell the professionals from the amateurs by the lube they use, or in this case the amount they feel necessary to keep on hand.

sleazygifs:

Roxy Raye & a whale dick dildo

amsoserious:

http://amsoserious.tumblr.com

If you have things growing out out there you have a problem

amsoserious:

http://amsoserious.tumblr.com

If you have things growing out out there you have a problem

some6911:

Don’t worry, when its dark ill provide light

Next on bad idea theater…

filozpiercer:

Nipple Piercing

WAT?

filozpiercer:

Nipple Piercing

WAT?