portal of junk

Is it just me or is the Photographer really intent on looking up her nose?

em56:

Who can fist their own cunt? 

Sepia does not make everything classy, I don’t care shut up.

em56:

Who can fist their own cunt? 

Sepia does not make everything classy, I don’t care shut up.

You can tell the professionals from the amateurs by the lube they use, or in this case the amount they feel necessary to keep on hand.
sleazygifs:

Roxy Raye & a whale dick dildo

You can tell the professionals from the amateurs by the lube they use, or in this case the amount they feel necessary to keep on hand.

sleazygifs:

Roxy Raye & a whale dick dildo

amsoserious:

http://amsoserious.tumblr.com

If you have things growing out out there you have a problem

amsoserious:

http://amsoserious.tumblr.com

If you have things growing out out there you have a problem

some6911:

Don’t worry, when its dark ill provide light

Next on bad idea theater…

filozpiercer:

Nipple Piercing

WAT?

filozpiercer:

Nipple Piercing

WAT?

lamwholam:

Sometimes I ponder my thoughts with a blade

Should we tell her that utility blades are covered with a layer of petroleum based oil that in even small amounts can cause severe “intestinal distress”?

lamwholam:

Sometimes I ponder my thoughts with a blade

Should we tell her that utility blades are covered with a layer of petroleum based oil that in even small amounts can cause severe “intestinal distress”?

my-little-mod-blog:

averagedopeydope:

Bruts, look this wonderful watermelon field…also there a big boob drunk girl

Get those melons off my melons!

my-little-mod-blog:

averagedopeydope:

Bruts, look this wonderful watermelon field…also there a big boob drunk girl

Get those melons off my melons!

So…my friend thinks it’s weird that I sleep naked. Reblog if you sleep naked too, so I can prove this bitch wrong.